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Sardar ji SMS
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A sardar married to a short girl.people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied our guru gee says maseebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hay.
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In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.
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Sardar:Express kitne baje ki hai?
TT: 1baje
Sardar: local?
TT: 9 baje
Sardar: malgadi?
TT: 12baje,
TT: kaha jana hai?
Sardar: Patri pe tatti karni hai
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Ek sardar ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi,
Jb hospital le gaye to
dr. bola - in ka test hoga.
Srdar bola-
in ki umar zyada he
test nahi one day ya 20-20 karva do.
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Sardar Train me susu karne gaya,
wife:apka pajama gila kaise hua?
Sardar: waha likha tha...
sharir ka koi ang baahar na nikale.
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Sardar- "Dr.saab, ye dava kisi bhi medical store me nahi mili rahi hai"
Dr- "OHH SORRY, medicine likhni to mai bhul hi gaya
ye to mera signature hai"
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Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said
"JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI"
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Sardar: Prito "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day"
Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"
Sardar: "Keh Day NA"
Prito: "Nahi Na"
Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi"
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a sardar bunked his office and went home and found his wife on bed with his boss.he run back and told his
coleagues :YAAR AJ TU MIEN BASS PAKAR GIA TA.
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Sardar in a row to catch bus. after many ladies got in the bus, he try to get in,
DRIVER- no more, no more.
Sardar- Morni, Morni to chada li, ab hum chadne lage to
No mor.
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2 seater helicopter crashed on 'KABRISTAN' in panjab Next day news- PUNJAB me hawai jahaj gira Sardaro ne 250 lashe dhund nikali aur bhi talash jari hai.
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